Dude Uses The Power Of Carefully Waxed Eyebrows™ To Command Angel Locsin’s Boobies To Say “Yes, You Are The Sexytime Master!”

John Lloyd Cruz uses all the magic he’s channeling from that shiny leather jacket to do things only a few other fortunate men have ninja-managed to do (no, the briefly-famous Efren wasn’t among them). And yes, he’s goddam lucky. He probably planned this: orchestrating a dance number that ensures maximum intimacy with Angel Locsin, but still not porny enough so it’s watchable on the teevee. And look! He was about to grab that pair–too bad the smoke bomb didn’t go off as planned, and that hand remained where it was, a few inches from milk heaven. Tragic! Thanks, “Johne Emerson!” Some more. Other Hot PostsHow To Deal With A Sex Scandal 101Michelle Madrigal Has A Nice Pair Of LegsHeart Evangelista Naughty PicsIs Liu Yifei Joining The Cast Of ‘Mummy: Curse of the Dragon’?Bianca Valerio Flashes Her Cameltoe on MaximMyles Hernandez’s Boobsies Want To Spill Out And Live An Independent LifeLee Chang-Dong’s film ‘Milyang’ earns high marks from French portalEhra Madrigal’s Breasts R ...